goes this:

Being the incessantly decent human being that you are, I know your only vice is coffee. Well, that and your pathetic inability to let go. Tell me, what is it like living with the dead?

 Try something new. Enter the phone number for the nearest Starbucks.

 [box to enter phone number] GO

No phone number is required. Simply press the 'Go' button to be taken to:

Time to brush up on your closework. You are going on a road trip. Pick one.


  Danny's Tavern - Look for a message in the wall.
1951 W. Dicken
Chicago, IL 60614

  Amici Amore - Look for a message in the wall.
29-35 Newtown Avenue
Astoria, NY 11103

  The Pub - Look for a message in the wall.
142 East 3rd Street
Kaukaun, WI 54130

  RSA USA, Inc. - Look for a message in the wall.
634 N. La Peer Dr.
Los Angeles, CA 90069

  Cal Surf - Look for a message in the window.
1715 W. Lake Street
Minneapolis, MN 55408

  Reub's Tire Shop - Look for a message in the wall.
308 N. Lake Street
Forest Lake, MN 55025

 If revenge keeps you too busy to take this fork in the road, try Envy instead.

At the Starbucks site, search for Envy.*  It takes you to a tea variety.  Click on the Envy link and it takes you to a page where you can order the tea.  At the bottom of the page is a :K: link.  see below
* Thanks to SpaceBass for pointing this out.

:K: by en_prise photo album